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Welcome to the world of kinder.

  So the wild child is off to kinder. Although when you are three they don’t really call it kinder, but it’s much easier than saying 3 year old activity group all the time. He starts next week and...

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The bullsh*t notion of ‘having it all’

Doesn’t everyone want it all? Isn’t that the point? Isn’t that what the meaning of life is all about? And if this notion has inspired countless books, songs, movies and adventures then why are mothers...

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Motherhood with a capital G

Let me preface this post with the much maligned expression that this is a first world problem. It is, I know it is, but it is my first world problem. There are a lot of emotions that sum up...

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Feeding time at the Zoo

  I don’t know about you, but at my house, feeding time is endlessly entertaining. Not for me, but for anyone standing around watching the chaos that is dinner time, it is hilarious. The problem is, I...

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Not such Great Expectations

I very good friend of mine has a strategy that if you don’t have very high expectations then you can’t get disappointed. It doesn’t work for me. I have very high expectations, of everyone, including...

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Take that mother guilt

I went back to work today. My first day of full time work in my old workplace for five whole weeks. And I loved it! For the first time since I have had my boys I walked back into my old school, that I...

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What full time work feels like now

  It’s been three weeks since I have been back full time at a paid job. I have never stopped working full time, my other job just got longer and I stopped getting paid for a while. Now I am back in my...

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Yes neighbours I am the crazy woman yelling at my kids.

I just a read a post from someone else’s beautiful blog about her daughters happily playing outside on their organic farm, and then the sun shined through the clouds. And then I threw up on myself a...

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My husband is leaving me and I think my sanity might be hitching a ride.

He’s leaving. It’s not forever, but he hasn’t left yet and I’m already petrified about how on earth I will cope. I am becoming a surfing widow once again. He is off on the trip of a lifetime and I...

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Seven things everyone needs to know about children, whether you have them or...

I’ve only got two children and neither has made their fifth birthday yet.  But it turns out that while their behaviour may be bizarre, frustrating and hilarious, often all before 6am, it is absolutely...

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